Tuesday 21 April 2020

For the parents...

Do you want to eat your dinner now?
I know you think the food looks gross
But mummy tried her best
And now she just wants to rest...

You used to eat your peas
And all your greens
But now you push the plate away....
Do you want to eat your dinner?
It doesn't have to be the whole dinner.

Do you want to tidy up now?
You have got out every toy
They barely last you five mins each
Something they don't warn you on the box

Its gets a little stressful
These messy rooms
Just stepping on one lego-oo
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Do you wanna go to bed now?
Lay down and go to sleep.
I think some mummy time is overdue:
All I've done is day is clean and wipe and poo.
I know your confused
And I am too.
When will this madness end?
Do you wanna go to bed now?
Please just go to bed now.....
I need wine 🍷